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    <div class="header"><h1 class="single-title animate__animated animate__flipInX"><span>一些有趣的文字</span>
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      <div class="post-meta-line"><span title="发布于 2023-09-16 11:51:41"><i class="fa-regular fa-calendar-alt fa-fw me-1" aria-hidden="true"></i><time datetime="2023-09-16">2023-09-16</time></span>&nbsp;<span title="更新于 2023-09-16 11:51:41"><i class="fa-regular fa-edit fa-fw me-1" aria-hidden="true"></i><time datetime="2023-09-16">2023-09-16</time></span>&nbsp;<span><i class="fa-solid fa-pencil-alt fa-fw me-1" aria-hidden="true"></i>约 1030 字</span>&nbsp;<span><i class="fa-regular fa-clock fa-fw me-1" aria-hidden="true"></i>预计阅读 3 分钟</span>&nbsp;</div>
    </div><div class="content" id="content" data-end-flag="ending"><p>英国科幻作家道格拉斯·亚当斯有句话可以直接回答～{银河系漫游指南作者}</p>
<p>任何在我出生时已经有的科技都是稀松平常世界未来秩序的一部分；</p>
<p>任何在我15-35岁之间诞生的科技都是将会改变世界的革命性产物；</p>
<p>任何在我35岁之后诞生的科技都是违反自然规律甚至要遭天谴的！</p>
<p>我懂事之前的音乐都是老古董，陈旧古板，注定被时代淘汰。</p>
<p>我青春期时期的音乐都是真正的音乐，时尚前卫有内容，称得上是艺术。</p>
<p>我中年之后的音乐都是小屁孩听的口水歌垃圾乐，面目前非不成样子，根本连歌都算不上。</p>
<p>动物园里的狮子是一头真正狮子。可是一个的小孩，他指着那头狮子说：“那是一条狗！”围观群众哈哈大笑，纷纷道：</p>
<p>“那明明是狮子，你眼瞎了吧！”“动脑子想想，动物园怎么可能让一条狗去假扮狮子，这个动物园这么有钱，他们又不是买不起狮</p>
<p>子。”“那明明是狮子，不给出石锤，就告你造谣。”小孩子哪受得了这种委屈？他纵身跳下假山，和那头狮子来了个脸对脸。</p>
<p>他用剪刀了狗的尾巴——狮子没有这样的尾巴，又用剪刀下了狗的鬃毛，大声道：“你们看，这是狮子吗？！”围观群众一瞬间沉默了。</p>
<p>狮子愤怒的想小孩扑去，愤怒的说的：“我不是狮子nmbs。”围观群众再次沸腾：“看吧！我就知道它肯定是一条狗，快看狗急跳墙了哈哈哈哈哈哈”“都说了你是癞皮狗了，你就别丢人啦！”接着狮子由于攻击人类而被要出死那个小孩发出了仓鼠一样的笑声。狮子哭着坐到地上。孩子走到狮子面前，道：“你知道为什么你斗不过我吗？”</p>
<p>​         还没等狮子回答，孩子又道：“那些围观群众，都是我花钱雇的，那剪刀也是背后有人给我准备好的。”</p>
<p>狮子瞪大了眼睛。孩子又说：“很委屈对不对？但这个世界就是这样的，人都是不管事实只爱看热闹的羊罢了，我在前面领着他们走他们便会无脑的跟在我后面你叫了这么久，大家看到的还不是人们喜欢我的样子？”孩子又说：“我可以天天剪掉你的毛发，你能天天长出来吗？省省吧，现在人们站在我这边，全社会都在帮我就算你有天大的能耐你又奈我何。”孩子又说：“就算你真的证明了你是狮子又能怎么样？人们希望你是狗，这些群众看了我几天了，他们也希望他们看的是一只狗，所有人都希望你是一只狗，所以你就是狗。”“可是我就是狮子！”</p>
<p>​        “这不重要！”孩子大声道。临走之前，孩子小声对狮子说了一句话：“告诉你一个秘密。”“这些人根本就没看过狮子，他们不知道狮子长什么样，他们也不在乎狮子是怎样的。他们只是一群蠢货，我装得像个拆开真相的人给他们看，他们就很开心了。”“这些人根本就不配看到真正的狮子。”</p></div><div class="post-footer" id="post-footer">
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